Thriller Ranch says its new ‘exhausting seltzer holster’ has a ton of nice options. Just like the ‘uh, stretchy, strappy factor proper right here.’
I don’t know what this man’s doing designing gear for backpackers. He missed out on a profession as the subsequent Chevy Chase.
Watch him stroll us by way of Thriller Ranch’s new “exhausting seltzer” (aka bear spray) holster by way of a tidy narrative of straight-faced conceits and slapstick performances.
I gained’t spoil the enjoyable. Suffice it to say the Thriller Ranch holster does maintain slim cans and seems to carry common tall boys as a result of it’s “tremendous stretchy on the perimeters.”
Heck, you may in all probability even put bear spray in it. We don’t know why you’d do this, although — it’s not almost as a lot enjoyable to drink as White Claw.
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